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Movie Review: Management (Jenifer Aniston)n

My husband and I watched Jennifer Aniston's new movie - MANAGEMENT 2 nights ago at the Shangrila Cineplex. I went inside the movie house with my hopes up because I picked it over Kimmydora, which I really hoped I did watch.
But anyway, you can say that we had the misfortune of watching this *$%@$ ing movie over any film. You see folks, there's really nothing, I mean nothing...nada in this movie that's worth anything. I mean I wouldn't even see it if someone paid me to watch it again. It's a real waste of time and energy, really.
Realizing it's crap took me about 5 minutes into the movie. So, you were wondering, why the hell did I bother watching it or even think about considering it? well, for one, I am, I mean I was a Jen Aniston fan because I was a big "Friends" fan. And two, I really thought she's picked up from where she left of after "Breaking up" with Vince Vaugh. But she's now it's obvious that she's still struggling and now I'm really convince she's had it. Poor Rachel, I mean Jennifer. Anyway, here are my bullet points of things I hate about the movie.
- Steve Zahn is really ugly...I mean really ugly. Even for the character that I think meant the leading man to be homely. To top that, his acting was hideous. He thinks he can pull of a Steve Carell, but he's way off the mark. Playing dumb isn't so easy as it seems, ey Steve?
- This film made Jen Aniston, 10 years older than she is. She looked tired and really ancient. Gosh, her botox lines were shouting from the screen. Poor Rachel...
- The story was supposed to be funny? I don't think so. The adjective dragging is an understatement. It felt like it might have taken years to finish this movie. Pacing was off track, I think I might have dozed off in the middle there...or was it my hubby. I was sure I heard some snoring, though.
- About the script...I'm really not sure if the movie had a script to begin with.
- Other actor? The Chinese guy might have pulled it off, but since he only appeared on the latter part of the movie and only for a bit, his presence was missed on the rest of the film. I don't think it was his acting, it's probably the fact that it had something to do with Chinese. Whatever it was for, I totally missed it.
End verdict, no star at all. I feel bad for Jen Aniston because of this movie. I sure hope the guys from Friends would reconsider the movie reunion to save whatever is left of Jen's career after this movie.

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